6. Accept OS X As The Greatest Invention Of Modern Man
It's a thoroughly modern OS that never crashes. It should be - it was built on a solid foundation of a bunch of antiquated crap from 1988 that was slapped on top of a bunch of other antiquated crap from the 1960's. Also, it never crashes. If you think it crashes, you must have forgotten that it is a thoroughly modern OS that never crashes. Repeat this to yourself in your mind until you are able to remember it successfully. ROFL